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Dictionary.com defines a redneck as:

1. an uneducated white farm laborer, esp. from the South.

2. a bigot or reactionary, esp. from the rural working class.

It goes on to say that redneck is A slang term, usually for a rural white southerner who is politically conservative, racist, and a religious fundamentalist. This term is generally considered offensive. It originated in reference to agricultural workers, alluding to how the back of a person's neck will be burned by the sun if he works long hours in the fields.

While I can't say all that fits me to a tee, a lot of it is pretty damn close.

You see, I lost both my parents before I turned 12 years old. I bounced around in a couple of foster homes before moving in with my uncle when I tuned 15. By age 17, I was on my own. I dropped out of school half way through 11th grade so I could go to work full time. Three months after my 18th birthday, I got behind the wheel of a cab for the first time.

I've learned more about life in 28 years in a hack than any philosopher ever could know. I've had multi-million dollar businessmen, celebrities and pro athletes as well as crack whores, drug dealers and murderers in my cab. I refuse to be an airport jockey or one of those guys that only stages at the hotels, so unfortunately, I have to deal with more of the bottom feeders of life than I do the upper crust.

It is the dealings that I've had the bad apples that has made me what I am today...

The Redneck Cabbie.

You see, to escape the madness of the city streets, my mind drifts off (not while I'm driving) to a quiet country town. A place where everyone knows everyone, and a man's handshake is as binding a contract as a person needs. A place where friends gather to down a couple of cold ones and listen to music that you can actually understand the words.

A place where young men don't walk around with their pants falling down over their ass, and young ladies don't have to dress like sluts to draw a man's attention.

I think you get the picture. I know, boring as whale shit to most city folks. I'd be living in a town just like that if it weren't for the fact that there's just not much demand for my line of work in most small towns.

This blog will reflect these feelings. If I seem a little bitter now and then, its just because that wonderful little town is nowhere in my near future, and because the life expectancy of someone in my line of work doesn't extend much past retirement age, all I can do is dream about it.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Much ado about nothing

I guess I'm not sure what all the commotion is about, pertaining to Vanessa Hudgens' nude photo that has popped up on the internet. I would hope that there is no great outcry to remove her from her popular show on the Disney Channel, "High School Musical."

This needs to be seen for what it is. A young lady (over 18) who wanted to send her boyfriend (also over 18) a sexy photograph of herself via e-mail. As we all know, e-mail is not as private as we'd like it to be.

So now the whole world (those who care) knows what Ms. Hudgens looks like in the buff.

Big deal!

This photo (yes I've seen it) isn't pornographic by any means. It wasn't really all that provocative. She is a cute young lady with a nice body. My God, how many fit that description?

The best part is that hardly any of us would have known about this if the National Enquirer hadn't broke this "huge" story. Isn't it a shame? That rag sells better than most of the nation's newspapers. It just goes to show what is important to our voyeuristic society. A society that can't wait to see the career of this young lady go up in flames.

Just where are our priorities?

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Ok... I'll write something constructive

I know it seems of late that all I'm doing is shilling a line of t-shirts with stupid little sayings.

Well, you're right...

Fact is, things are going pretty good these days. Not much to complain about. I haven't even recorded a rant in about a month.

This is a sad time of year for me. Summer's winding down, baseball season is almost over and this town goes into shutdown mode as the tourist season comes to a close. Sure, the winter Texans will soon be here, but they just don't provide the same energy to the landscape or the economy.

Fall is a beautiful time to visit the coastal bend area. Temps are still in the mid to upper 80's and beach traffic is considerably less congested.

Football season is upon us. I don't care for it as much as baseball, but I still follow the Cowboys and Texans (that's the team in Houston these days). I even have found myself paying attention to the Texas Longhorns. I never liked watching college football until seeing Texas' incredible season of 2005 culminating in a national championship. Last year was a little disappointing, but I think they can turn it around this year.

With Fred Thomson's announced candidacy for President, it reminds me that I still have no clue who I'm going to vote for. I'm in a tough spot. I support the war effort as long as we continue to fight to win. I am in favor of stronger border security which includes building a wall. You would think any Republican candidate would make for an easy choice.

Not so fast...

I also am in favor of some form of universal health coverage. I think that a system that everyone participates in would make costs lower for all. The cost for this would be based on your current health, not on your income. Fat guys like me and smokers would be expected to chip in more than the healthy folks. Unfortunately, it would have to be a payroll deduction to guarantee compliance, but an individual would still have the choice of the type of coverage and deductible to suit their needs.

Yes, I'm beginning to ramble here. I'll close it out for now.

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