Before you go any further, read this...

Dictionary.com defines a redneck as:

1. an uneducated white farm laborer, esp. from the South.

2. a bigot or reactionary, esp. from the rural working class.

It goes on to say that redneck is A slang term, usually for a rural white southerner who is politically conservative, racist, and a religious fundamentalist. This term is generally considered offensive. It originated in reference to agricultural workers, alluding to how the back of a person's neck will be burned by the sun if he works long hours in the fields.

While I can't say all that fits me to a tee, a lot of it is pretty damn close.

You see, I lost both my parents before I turned 12 years old. I bounced around in a couple of foster homes before moving in with my uncle when I tuned 15. By age 17, I was on my own. I dropped out of school half way through 11th grade so I could go to work full time. Three months after my 18th birthday, I got behind the wheel of a cab for the first time.

I've learned more about life in 28 years in a hack than any philosopher ever could know. I've had multi-million dollar businessmen, celebrities and pro athletes as well as crack whores, drug dealers and murderers in my cab. I refuse to be an airport jockey or one of those guys that only stages at the hotels, so unfortunately, I have to deal with more of the bottom feeders of life than I do the upper crust.

It is the dealings that I've had the bad apples that has made me what I am today...

The Redneck Cabbie.

You see, to escape the madness of the city streets, my mind drifts off (not while I'm driving) to a quiet country town. A place where everyone knows everyone, and a man's handshake is as binding a contract as a person needs. A place where friends gather to down a couple of cold ones and listen to music that you can actually understand the words.

A place where young men don't walk around with their pants falling down over their ass, and young ladies don't have to dress like sluts to draw a man's attention.

I think you get the picture. I know, boring as whale shit to most city folks. I'd be living in a town just like that if it weren't for the fact that there's just not much demand for my line of work in most small towns.

This blog will reflect these feelings. If I seem a little bitter now and then, its just because that wonderful little town is nowhere in my near future, and because the life expectancy of someone in my line of work doesn't extend much past retirement age, all I can do is dream about it.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

I've been worried about this for a while

Apparently, Mohamad Ibrahim Shnewer, one of the 6 men arrested for the alleged plot to attack Fort Dix, is a cab driver in Philadelphia.

It's a safe bet that better than half of the cabbies in this country are of the Islamic faith. I would also be willing to bet that of all the Muslims living in this country, the majority that are not doctors or studying medicine have driven a cab at least at some point in time.

I've tried hard to block this thought, but I can't help but wonder. Why do they drive cab? Many of them are highly intelligent. Surely they could find a job that pays a lot better and not requiring the hours involved in order to make a living.

Just let your mind wonder just a bit. We know that there is at least one radical Muslim operating a cab in this country. Any bets that there are just a few more? Cab drivers have access to places that the average motorist does not. Many airports have taxis staged well within the range of a stinger missile aimed at an airplane that's either on the runway or taxiing to the terminal.

I know first hand that cabs in more than one Las Vegas property are staged in a tunnel directly underneath that particular property. A car bomb detonating in one of those areas could make for a real mess.

I shudder of the thought that more than a few cabbies in New York City are likely radicals.

Here in Corpus, there are few if any cab drivers of the Muslim faith that I'm aware of. I'm surprised, because this aint a bad place to drive a cab. However, Dallas/Ft. Worth, Houston and Austin are loaded with them.

Keep in mind this is just my imagination runnin' wild. Let's just say I wasn't surprised very much by the news from New Jersey.

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