Before you go any further, read this...

Dictionary.com defines a redneck as:

1. an uneducated white farm laborer, esp. from the South.

2. a bigot or reactionary, esp. from the rural working class.

It goes on to say that redneck is A slang term, usually for a rural white southerner who is politically conservative, racist, and a religious fundamentalist. This term is generally considered offensive. It originated in reference to agricultural workers, alluding to how the back of a person's neck will be burned by the sun if he works long hours in the fields.

While I can't say all that fits me to a tee, a lot of it is pretty damn close.

You see, I lost both my parents before I turned 12 years old. I bounced around in a couple of foster homes before moving in with my uncle when I tuned 15. By age 17, I was on my own. I dropped out of school half way through 11th grade so I could go to work full time. Three months after my 18th birthday, I got behind the wheel of a cab for the first time.

I've learned more about life in 28 years in a hack than any philosopher ever could know. I've had multi-million dollar businessmen, celebrities and pro athletes as well as crack whores, drug dealers and murderers in my cab. I refuse to be an airport jockey or one of those guys that only stages at the hotels, so unfortunately, I have to deal with more of the bottom feeders of life than I do the upper crust.

It is the dealings that I've had the bad apples that has made me what I am today...

The Redneck Cabbie.

You see, to escape the madness of the city streets, my mind drifts off (not while I'm driving) to a quiet country town. A place where everyone knows everyone, and a man's handshake is as binding a contract as a person needs. A place where friends gather to down a couple of cold ones and listen to music that you can actually understand the words.

A place where young men don't walk around with their pants falling down over their ass, and young ladies don't have to dress like sluts to draw a man's attention.

I think you get the picture. I know, boring as whale shit to most city folks. I'd be living in a town just like that if it weren't for the fact that there's just not much demand for my line of work in most small towns.

This blog will reflect these feelings. If I seem a little bitter now and then, its just because that wonderful little town is nowhere in my near future, and because the life expectancy of someone in my line of work doesn't extend much past retirement age, all I can do is dream about it.

Friday, July 3, 2009

A sad excuse for a cab company

After over a year of trying to make that place better, I had to throw in the towel.

2 comments:

Sane Taxi Driver said...

Why not tell the truth you fat fat blob of waste material. you were fired out of distpatch only thye owner saved you a job driving--everybody else wanted you, your wife, your homosexual dope smoking kids gone. why not tell your audience about the affair she had with two of the Somoli drivers.
you do not belong in this industry and are an embarassment to us all. even worse you are a lazy driver and need to be fed or given a fare or a school run to make money. LOSER

The Redneck Cabbie said...

When you put yourself out in the public eye like I do, you expect to draw the attention of some wackos that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. I accept that for what it is.

Funny thing about this post is that it comes at about the same time as an anonymous call to my new company that made the same old tired, ignorant claims about my alleged racist mentality. I have a pretty good idea that the caller was the same piece of garbage that wrote this literary masterpiece. If not, there is one other alchi it could be.
I guess I'll never know >>wink<< because the writer is too chicken shit to give his identity.

Anyway, I know it would be asking too much to keep the wife and kids out of this, so all I'll say is that I know better on both counts.

In closing, if you think about it, if I was fed so well, don't you think I would have wanted to stay and not rock the boat any? Fuckin' moron...