Before you go any further, read this...

Dictionary.com defines a redneck as:

1. an uneducated white farm laborer, esp. from the South.

2. a bigot or reactionary, esp. from the rural working class.

It goes on to say that redneck is A slang term, usually for a rural white southerner who is politically conservative, racist, and a religious fundamentalist. This term is generally considered offensive. It originated in reference to agricultural workers, alluding to how the back of a person's neck will be burned by the sun if he works long hours in the fields.

While I can't say all that fits me to a tee, a lot of it is pretty damn close.

You see, I lost both my parents before I turned 12 years old. I bounced around in a couple of foster homes before moving in with my uncle when I tuned 15. By age 17, I was on my own. I dropped out of school half way through 11th grade so I could go to work full time. Three months after my 18th birthday, I got behind the wheel of a cab for the first time.

I've learned more about life in 28 years in a hack than any philosopher ever could know. I've had multi-million dollar businessmen, celebrities and pro athletes as well as crack whores, drug dealers and murderers in my cab. I refuse to be an airport jockey or one of those guys that only stages at the hotels, so unfortunately, I have to deal with more of the bottom feeders of life than I do the upper crust.

It is the dealings that I've had the bad apples that has made me what I am today...

The Redneck Cabbie.

You see, to escape the madness of the city streets, my mind drifts off (not while I'm driving) to a quiet country town. A place where everyone knows everyone, and a man's handshake is as binding a contract as a person needs. A place where friends gather to down a couple of cold ones and listen to music that you can actually understand the words.

A place where young men don't walk around with their pants falling down over their ass, and young ladies don't have to dress like sluts to draw a man's attention.

I think you get the picture. I know, boring as whale shit to most city folks. I'd be living in a town just like that if it weren't for the fact that there's just not much demand for my line of work in most small towns.

This blog will reflect these feelings. If I seem a little bitter now and then, its just because that wonderful little town is nowhere in my near future, and because the life expectancy of someone in my line of work doesn't extend much past retirement age, all I can do is dream about it.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

What the talking heads won't tell you...

Fox News radio host, John Gibson was salivating. Sean Hannity's subbie, Kirby Wilbur (from Seattle) was wringing his hands with joy. Throughout the Conservative talk world, hosts were singing the praises of the latest Gallop poll that declared President Bush as the most admired man in America.

Now I'm not here to slam the results. I am not a card carrying Bush Basher. In my opinion, he's made some mistakes, but I like the fact that he's stuck to his convictions.

While all the talking heads I listened to did mention that former president, Bill Clinton was second in the poll, and former veep Al Gore was third, nobody mentioned how close the poling was.

I will...

Here were the top 4...

1 George W. Bush 10%
2 Bill Clinton 8%
3 Al Gore 6%
4 Barack Obama 5%

Those numbers tell you anything? They tell me that's far from a ringing endorsement. And while the con jockeys will all heap praise on our beleaguered president, fact is this poll seems to show the respondent's decided lean toward the left. None of the current Republican presidential contenders garnered more than 1% in this poll.

What's even more amazing (and not mentioned) is the fact that Hillary Clinton was voted most admired woman with a score of 18%. (She was... her score wasn't) Oprah came in second with 16%. Secretary of State, Condolizza Rice came in a distant 3rd with only 5%.

If this poll is any indication of which direction this country is leaning, the Conservatives are in big trouble. They have been looking for a charismatic leader since Reagan. None of these current candidates come close.

I'll bet Bill and Hillary are dusting off their old White House nick-knacks. Any takers?

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