Before you go any further, read this...

Dictionary.com defines a redneck as:

1. an uneducated white farm laborer, esp. from the South.

2. a bigot or reactionary, esp. from the rural working class.

It goes on to say that redneck is A slang term, usually for a rural white southerner who is politically conservative, racist, and a religious fundamentalist. This term is generally considered offensive. It originated in reference to agricultural workers, alluding to how the back of a person's neck will be burned by the sun if he works long hours in the fields.

While I can't say all that fits me to a tee, a lot of it is pretty damn close.

You see, I lost both my parents before I turned 12 years old. I bounced around in a couple of foster homes before moving in with my uncle when I tuned 15. By age 17, I was on my own. I dropped out of school half way through 11th grade so I could go to work full time. Three months after my 18th birthday, I got behind the wheel of a cab for the first time.

I've learned more about life in 28 years in a hack than any philosopher ever could know. I've had multi-million dollar businessmen, celebrities and pro athletes as well as crack whores, drug dealers and murderers in my cab. I refuse to be an airport jockey or one of those guys that only stages at the hotels, so unfortunately, I have to deal with more of the bottom feeders of life than I do the upper crust.

It is the dealings that I've had the bad apples that has made me what I am today...

The Redneck Cabbie.

You see, to escape the madness of the city streets, my mind drifts off (not while I'm driving) to a quiet country town. A place where everyone knows everyone, and a man's handshake is as binding a contract as a person needs. A place where friends gather to down a couple of cold ones and listen to music that you can actually understand the words.

A place where young men don't walk around with their pants falling down over their ass, and young ladies don't have to dress like sluts to draw a man's attention.

I think you get the picture. I know, boring as whale shit to most city folks. I'd be living in a town just like that if it weren't for the fact that there's just not much demand for my line of work in most small towns.

This blog will reflect these feelings. If I seem a little bitter now and then, its just because that wonderful little town is nowhere in my near future, and because the life expectancy of someone in my line of work doesn't extend much past retirement age, all I can do is dream about it.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

DOG = Disingenuous asshole

What a bunch of boo-hoo bullshit. Does anyone think this snake oil salesman is really sorry for the remarks he made on what was supposed to be a private phone conversation.

I don't think Duane Chapman is a racist. I do think that all he is concerned with is getting his reality show back on TV. Otherwise, he might have gone on the offensive against the hypocrisy in today's culture that demonizes any white person for saying things that black people say all the time in the hip-hop-crisy culture.

What's the worst that could of happened? He loses the TV show and goes back and makes his living as a pretty good bounty hunter. On the other hand, a network like Spike might show some seeds and put him back on the air.

Instead, we get this unheartfelt, weak ass apology. Most folks that have been there know that you can take the person off the streets, but you can't take the streets out of the person. Dog Chapman is an uneducated man of the streets, that made well for himself for his balls out style of catching fugitives, not for his educated verbiage. Many white folks from his background talk the same way, myself included. I cannot say I would have handled it much differently than he did if I thought I or my family were being goaded in to a reaction of some sort.

Dog, if you're sorry and you mean it, apologise to the young lady you were directing your vermin toward, and stay off Hannity and Larry King in what is nothing more than a pathetic attempt at damage control.

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